Mind if I use your pubic hair? Do you need a running partner? Are you into food play? Does your job blow? You might as well blow me instead, at least one of us will be happy. My nutritionist told me you are what you eat and I want to be a beautiful woman.
Want to take part in my exchange program? It involves bodily fluids. Did you send the invitation to the party between your legs in the post or do you wanna give it to me in person? Your ass is so tight I want to crack my nuts on it. Can you do telekinesis? Have you heard about the latest nuclear dramas?
My biology teacher told me that the lips are the most sensitive part of the body, wanna find out if she was right? There are ten-thousand neurons in the end of my member and I want you to get every one of them firing. It caused outrage and ogling, to the tune of million YouTube views. The chorus kicks in at the mark. Check that: a disastrously unsuccessful album full of whimpered apologies. Being the song of the summer can be a blessing and a curse: you rule an entire season, but by the time the weather starts turning, nobody wants to hear you any more.
Sick of that inescapable chorus? To me, this is both the best and worst pickup line I know. My name is actually Chance. Because U and I are pretty distant. Because I feel a connection. Sorry, bad icebreaker. Because you're OK. I just wanted to break the ice. Con: You've always got to carry around cutlery. I seem to have lost my way in your eyes.
Then walk into a pole. Cause I feel irrational around you. You are making the other women look bad. Unless, of course, you notice me. And can I have your phone number? But I will use any excuse to hold your gorgeous hands for just one moment. Without you, I am lost. My heart forgets to beat the moment I see you. I was just showing this rose what beautiful looks like. I could study you for days. Women are sexy and beautiful. And you, my darling, are all of the above. So I am forcing myself to approach the prettiest girl in the room and introduce myself.
But now I realize you really are made from sugar, spice, and everything nice. I can drink all I want, but my thirst would only increase. Er, no wait… it was just a sparkle. How many have you had? But I am an optimist. Well, I imagine that would be like a broken pencil. That rhythmic pounding noise? You are the same girl who came into my dreams last night. I really want to spend it with you.
Because hearts break, but circles go on forever. Because your ass is out of this world! Because I am totally checking you out!! Wanna workout? And if you were a vegetable, I would visit you every day in a hospital. Like an elevator ride, but with puppies. Because I like you! Cause daaaaam!If you were a car, I’d wax you and ride you all over town. Guy: “Would you like to dance?” Girl: “I don’t care for this song and surely wouldn’t dance with you.” Guy: “I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said ‘you look fat in those pants’.” Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have .